Old McDonald...

Old McDonald turned a new leaf
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He sold his farm and went to LA
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With a Disney here and a movie there
Here some fun, there some fun, everywhere some fun fun

Old McDonald bought an iPod
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And on his iPod he had some songs
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With a Chipmunk here and a Gaga there
Here a tune, there a tune, everywhere a tune tune

Old McDonald got an iPad
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And on his iPad he had some apps
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With a FaceTime here and Angry Birds there
Here a swish, there a swoosh, everywhere a swish swoosh

Old McDonald went online
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He logged into some cool websites
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With a Facebook here and a Google there
Here a click, there a click, everywhere a click click

Old McDonald had a blog
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And on his blog he made some posts
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With some fiction here and a fairy tale there
Here a tale, there a tale, everywhere a tale tale

Old McDonald made some friends
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He went to the bar and had some drinks
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With a pint of beer and a glass of wine
Here a cheer, there a cheer everywhere a cheer cheer
 
Old McDonald went to sleep
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And in his sleep he had a dream
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With a quack quack here and a bow wow there
Here a chick, there a moo, everywhere a meow meow

Old McDonald missed his farm
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And so he took a train back home
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With a choo here and a choo choo there
Here a stop there a stop everywhere a stop stop

Old McDonald's back on the farm
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He's happy just hearing those good old sounds
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With a quack quack here and a bow wow there
Here a chick, there a moo, everywhere a meow meow

Old McDonald had a farm
E     I      E     I    Oooooo!